Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Togines

Hm. I'm going to update.

By that I mean I'm going to complain about Guitar Hero and how I get whoopedass by B.Y.O.B. everyday.

I hate B.Y.O.B.

For the benefit of the readers that aren't interested at all (yeah all of you), I'm going to discontinue this Guitar Hero rant. (:

Ah man. I really can't think of anything to talk about/write about/feel remotely happy about. I think I will seriously kill myself thinking of blogging issues. What do people normally talk about anyway? Politics? Obama is cool. School? I am attending one. Government policies? Blacks have no freedom and no rights. Oh man.

Okay fine, I think I shall give my honest, impartial view of people now. People as in, the general world population. First off, I'll put in some extracts from Shri's post here, because I agree with the crap he spews and all that.

There are so many bloody people who can't afford a square meal a day and you are complaining that you don't have an xbox 360. There are people who never had a chance to learn the ABCs and you are bloody complaining about how there are more than 3 tests in a week. There are people whose parents don't love each other and they live with their mothers or fathers struggling to pay their bills and seeing the other parent once in a bloody blue moon. Then you can have the guts to talk about how your parents don't understand you and won't get you the latest phone or laptop or something. Think of the people who are orphaned in earthquakes and tsunamis and then think if your current predicament of a slightly shaky relationship with a friend is worth moaning about.

Agrees now. But because I'm going to give an impartial view, let me first balance out my arguments. I HATE ALL OF YOU. Admittedly, yes you guys are the luckiest people in the world right now. FAGS. But oh yes, sure, your relationship troubles and all that are by far the most important shit ever, aren't they? I mean, what? Malaria in Africa? Thousands of people dying from AIDs? HEARTLESS GIT. Shut up man, I lost 2 bucks in a bet, man! FAG. My best friend sabotaged our friendship and had sex with a dead camel man! That's like way more important! FAAAAAAAG. But truth be told, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with what these people are doing. YOU ARE ALL FAGS. I mean, it's their blog, and they have every right to do whatever they want on it. SHUT UP, FAG. Even if they don't care about world issues, it's their business (FAAAAG), and we have no right to judge them in any way.

Thank you for understanding. (:

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