China.
Okay, what can i talk about today incoherently without people realizing my sentences contain zero content? Nah, nothing. Let me consider chronologically listing my day's activities in the hope that eventually someone will be vaguely intrigued.
Let's see. Today was pretty boring. Woke up 10 odd. Skipped breakfast because I was too groggy and plopped myself in front of the computer. Woohoo. Randomly surfed because that's what people do. Then I had lunch.
Okay this is totally bullshit. My life is so uneventful to start with. What on earth do people talk about anyway? The weather? The weather is fine today it didn't rain like other days in December and that's pretty awesome because rain makes me emo. And the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. Word.
Have you figured out that I'm just typing really fast and saying whatever comes into my head yet? No? Never mind. Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone. Because we all love giving presents and receiving them. Nah more of the receiving. Oh, the festive season puts joy in our hearts and holes in our wallets. I'm going to save up and buy myself a life.
Dylan Tries To Write A Haiku
Syllables count five
Seven letters in cartoons
Oh! Spongebob Squarepants.
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