Ukiah

I suppose this blog is dead.

Woot.

Not like I care.

I watched Yes Man today. It's a interesting show. Watch it. No, seriously, it's quite funny.

It is less than a week till school reopening. :D

Time to recap the December holidays, because I'm oh so bored and I don't feel like sleeping.

Hmm.
I did all sort of bullshit this holiday, I guess. I slacked off at home, killed my blog, revived it, killed it, revived it. Played a ton of video games because well. they're video games. Finally got the clan started woot. Made the clan blog, updated it frequently, then killed it. Awesome. Made all sorts of random friends online! (: Also lost a couple of friends D: Oh shit this is fucking stupid.

Bye.

An update a week keeps the reader half-asleep.

China.

Okay, what can i talk about today incoherently without people realizing my sentences contain zero content? Nah, nothing. Let me consider chronologically listing my day's activities in the hope that eventually someone will be vaguely intrigued.

Let's see. Today was pretty boring. Woke up 10 odd. Skipped breakfast because I was too groggy and plopped myself in front of the computer. Woohoo. Randomly surfed because that's what people do. Then I had lunch.

Okay this is totally bullshit. My life is so uneventful to start with. What on earth do people talk about anyway? The weather? The weather is fine today it didn't rain like other days in December and that's pretty awesome because rain makes me emo. And the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. Word.

Have you figured out that I'm just typing really fast and saying whatever comes into my head yet? No? Never mind. Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone. Because we all love giving presents and receiving them. Nah more of the receiving. Oh, the festive season puts joy in our hearts and holes in our wallets. I'm going to save up and buy myself a life.

Dylan Tries To Write A Haiku

Syllables count five
Seven letters in cartoons
Oh! Spongebob Squarepants.

So Sos So ssososo

Anyway I just thought I'd update this blog for awhile seeing as I'm boring my life away everyday. I seriously do not know how all those regular bloggers can keep this up. Everyday, your horde of zombies logs on, randomly clicks your url and expects a fresh read. A fresh insight into what you ate, where you went, how many times you rubbed your genitals while you bathed or whatever. And you guys never fail to disappoint, huh.

I bet the general blogging community must spend like hours on blogging. A new post! ZOMG. Like, OMG I must put out a new blog post today to appease and entertain my readers! First, let me ramble on about what I did yesterday, and then today! And here's some new joke that some random BFF told me! And for the fun of it, I'm going to put up a YouTube video showcasing my favourite idol XXX. Drools repeatedly!

For the record, no, the idol in question is not a porn star.

I shall continue babbling. Hm. Maybe I shall compose another poem. After all, my dark, dark, soul filled with the demons within is dying to spit out my words of the satanic death and spin my life into a black, black oblivion. Maybe I will go goth. Goth people are intriguing. They run around- wait, scratch that. They... herd around in their groups, constantly looking down, with their spiked collars and black notebooks full of demonic sonnets, and their black facepaint, nail polish, whatever whatever. Talk about a lifestyle. On that point, talk about a racist. They should make a new clique called the Kcube. Everyone walks around in white, bleaches their hair a silverish grey and chants self-composed Gregorian tunes about the destruction of the African-Americans. Heck, put the Kcubians in a room with the Goths and let them debate or something. Wait, no, not the goths, I meant the African-Americans. Could you imagine that- World War II all over again. Or maybe to keep it non violent, they could have a rap contest or something. Fo shizzle. Drizzle.

BLACK IS THE COLOUR OF MY PIERCED HEART

today i had six crackers with cream cheese
this is true, no lie there.
Oh! Stomach, be full please
Poker can be won even with a pair.

Update

I read somewhere in an article that to captivate your audience you must do something that makes them remember it.

Fuck you. All of you.
Good morning.

fetishforouterspace!

it is complex
it is strange
when clutched to heart
it runs away

i used to believe in karma
fuck karma.

I just thought of another one.

It Burns My Eye and Ass At The Same Time

green and thorny, in my eye
anal probe is a cacti
visual glands they pierce so deep
even rectum gets no sleep

Lololol

I purchased Guitar Hero World Tour the other day.

Bloody awesome :D

I am currently gouging my eyes out trying to play Assassin.

Wish me luck.

1) Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/ habits/little known facts about yourself

2) People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own, 10 weird things/habit/ little known facts as well as state this rule clearly

3) At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged, and list their names.

4) No tag back


Facts about me :)

1. When I'm at home I listen to music 24/7. Literally, except when I sleep. Oh glorious iPod speakers, loev loev loev.

2. After using the toilet, when I wash my hands I have this weird tendency to twitch once. :/

3. I'm not hyper/retarded/talk so much at home. Seriously, I'm like a loner D: Creeeepy.

4. I can bend my arms in the opposite direction of the joints by about 30-40 degrees. Pretty cool.
5. I has a mole on my right butt cheek. Wanna see?

6. I unconsciously take my brother's clothes by accident from his wardrobe every now and then.

7. Ada, the term for that kind of song is 'earworm' and some weird MCR (ugh) song has been stuck in my head since OBS.

8. Sometimes I feel like I'm falling then I suddenly feel weak and tired for no reason.

9. I do all my random bullcrap because I hate it when I'm with a group of people and there's silence, so I like to make them laughz. D:

10. I have this fascination to shopping carts and trying to get the dollar coin out.

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10 people to tag! (Aka, leave the people who you know and just fill in the rest with blabber)

1. Serene

2. blabber

3. blabber

4. blabber

5. Shaun

6. Shriram

7. Desmond

8. blabber

9. Herng Yi

10. blabber

I'm a Chinese!

Wurgenblarghen.

I despise blogging. :/ I hate it so much. I hate writing words for the world to see, coherent sentences and paragraphs to entertain the masses. But yet I come back like every so often and I rattle in the stupid blogger url and then I write some crap. Is there some sort of drug in the blog system? It keeps drawing me back, day after day after day after day, retarded bullshit.

I'm going to post now.

Meh, what the heck. No one even reads this. Probably. If people even read it, I don't think they tag annyway.

This is me ignoring the world.